Weekend Funnies: Brown Humor Scroll down for Saturday 9 This is a passage from Dan Brown's The Lost Symbol , p. 299-300. I don't know what got into me but this part cracked me up -- The homeless man on the bench in front of the Library of Congress rubbed his eyes and watched the strange scene unfolding before him. A white Volvo had just jumped the curb, lurched across the deserted pedestrian walkway, and screeched to a halt at the foot of the Library's main entrance. An attractive, dark-haired woman had leaped out, anxiously surveying the area, and spotting the homeless man had shouted, 'Do you have a phone?' Lady, I don't have a shoe. Apparently realizing as much, the woman dashed up the staircase toward the library's main doors. Arriving at the top of the stairs, she grabbed the handle and tried to open each of the three giant doors. The library's closed, lady. But the woman didn't seem to care. She seized one of the heavy, ring-shaped handles, hea...