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Saturday 9: How's it gonna be
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1. How's it gonna be in 2011 for you?Hopefully achieving one major goal.

2. What is your idea of a perfect romantic evening? Lots of good conversation and proper hugs

3. What strategy would you implement to deal with drug abuse in today's world? Legalize use. Abusers can destroy themselves for all I care.

4. What thing about your family are you least proud of? Wanton disregard for a law or two. If there are recent issues I am usually the last person to know.

5. What part of the holidays are you really looking forward to? A quorum of great company

6. Who is the last person you high-fived? Why? My long-haired son, when we landed at Ninoy Aquino International Airport. The immigration officer mistook him for a girl and forgot to fuss that one of his passports was expired. We made it home.

7. Have you ever made out at a drive-in?
No, and I don't think I will ever be in the mood for it.

8. If you had only enough energy left in you for one last smile, who would you give it to? CJ, I hope he is accessible enough by then

9. Tell us about that time when you were the “life of the party”. I exert minimal mobility and suffer in silence while the rest are having a blast. I am Mom and Auntie Hazel to these darling party rascals. I foot the bill.

Crazy Sam hosts Saturday 9

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Weekend Funnies: Who says religion can't be funny?


I got this via email, thanks OM2. Images stay tiny and some texts could hardly be read so I will write them down.

Walmart is not the only saving grace

Read the Bible - it will scare the hell out of you

Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads

There are some questions that can't be answered by Google

Staying in bed shouting, oh God! does not constitute going to church

Shakira and Gattina host Weekend Funnies
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Anya said…
Hi Hazel
LOvely answers !!!!!
I hope 2011 is a better year for me.

Hugs
also for your boys :)
Kareltje & Anya
=^.^=
18 December 2010 at 14:09
Hazel said…
I hope so too, Anya. I miss you and Kareltje.
18 December 2010 at 15:52
Gattina said…
Hahaha ! they are great !

I stopped with weekend funnies, because Shakira couldn't do it anymore and I had not enough participants. So I thought I just put "Saturday Fun" and everybody who has something funny can put his link on my blog.
In fact it's the same, lol !
18 December 2010 at 16:05
I am Harriet said…
That must have been a tense moment with the passport.

Have a great Saturday!
http://harrietandfriends.com/2010/12/tell-us-about-that-time-when-you-were-the-%e2%80%9clife-of-the-party%e2%80%9d/
18 December 2010 at 22:30
Bud Fisher said…
I LOL at your church pictures! I agree on just one major goal...
19 December 2010 at 00:49
Hazel said…
Gattina, thanks for the update.

Harriet, I was too dazed to notice it has expired until I saw the date in another office days later while sorting medical stuff, lol!

Bud, here's hoping this goal is achieved
19 December 2010 at 01:02
Anonymous said…
LOL..I remember the incident at the airport. Okay I'm going to ask you...Crystal Meth, Heroin etc should be legalized? I agree with you about abusers but...Just sayin' :) Love your theme my friend and your Weekend Funnies, which I was going to post until I read what Gattina had to say are a riot :) Have a great Saturday
19 December 2010 at 02:39
Hazel said…
Good memory, Thom :) The answer is no, they won't. Let lawmakers use their brains. We're clean and don't we have enough issues of our own to deal with something as stupid as drug abuse?

Saturday Fun sounds apt,,eh... :) You have a great week too.
22 December 2010 at 19:18
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