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Saturday 9: I'm so proud
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1. What are you proud of? moving heavy furniture ten times my tiny size for exercise

2. What is the best thing you’ve ever won as a prize? How did you win it? a plastic ring in a pack of salted corn - it was either for jumping into a garden pit or dancing the best Ring a Ring o' Roses

3. Tell us about something you've done that in retrospect was a waste of time. answering silly memes and shopping

4. How old were you when life changed the most for you? How did it change? 25; things purged me into becoming wicked, optimistic, 50% cynical - 50% objective

5. Tell us about a place [you that] you've been to that you considered to be very tranquil. The fells of North Yorkshire

6. Who is your favorite news anchor/reporter? Why? No one. Some CNN anchors laugh silly...

7. If you were to have the opportunity to name a new town or city, what would you call it? Why? It was the best of times, it was the worst of times... Charles Dickens City

8. What is something about which you've always wondered but have not yet found a good answer? anything forbidden

9. When you can't go to sleep, what is your personal remedy to help yourself drift into Lullabyland? I read

Crazy Sam hosts Saturday 9.

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Weekend Funnies: How to serve chicken wings to men
This is from my inbox again. Thanks OM2


Even vegetarians are now turning chicken. Hope you enjoy the dish.



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Anonymous said…
Your 2 and 3 are just perfect for this LOL Too funny :) How far can you read before you go to sleep? A sentence, paragraph, page, chapter, entire book?

Loved your weekend funny. Who knew a chicken could look so sexy LOL

If you get to comments something happened on my frist one and I got a 404 error...oh well...delete one of 'em LOL Happy Saturday :)
23 October 2010 at 08:57
Hazel said…
Thom, it usually depends on how awake or how almost-unconscious I am lol! I've never seen this chicken before :D I saw the first comment. I did notice my connection stalling awhile back.
23 October 2010 at 09:24
Kelli said…
memes a time waster? Surely not LOL
23 October 2010 at 13:33
Hazel said…
Kebeni, I specified it silly, lol!
23 October 2010 at 21:00
Bud Fisher said…
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..." Couldn't he make up his mind? ;)
23 October 2010 at 22:15
I am Harriet said…
What??? Shopping and memes? No way!


Have a good Saturday!
http://harrietandfriends.com/2010/10/have-you-remembered-to-do-it/
23 October 2010 at 22:28
Hazel said…
Bud, maybe not lol

Harriet, yes way! :D
23 October 2010 at 22:42
Ingrid said…
Hahahaha ! this will be my Christmas meal !
24 October 2010 at 00:28
Ebie said…
Haha! I see two stuffed red pepper olives! Sexy pose and funny!
24 October 2010 at 13:34
Hazel said…
Gattina, let us know know then :D

Ate Eb, guess that's what makes it 'hot' hahah
24 October 2010 at 17:05
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