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MCQ: Crazy is right

1. Last Tuesday which was good Friday we came to tell you something we know nothing about. You were asked to pull up a chair and sit on the floor. What do you make of this? Since you don't know anything, sit back and relax. I'll take it from sitting on the chair, not the floor. 2. The answer is YES...what is the question? Will you claim your $10B win? 3. The cops are banging on your door late at night. What are you thinking they are there for? They probably want me for murder. The hottest star in the world asked for my hand in marriage and I refused. He committed a successful suicide. 4. Children learn what they live....so they say.. what would a child learn in your household?? He will have guidance but he is responsible for the choices he makes 5. Tell us about 1 family ritual your family does every year. Sermon on the Mt. of Blessings (read: telling off on moral uprightness) on New Year's eve, and compulsory beach party attendance on New Year's day 6. What is the favo...

Aliens and private parts

1.The aliens have landed...they have invited you in for dinner....what do you think they are up to? ~ swap recipes after dinner 2. Remember that 20 dollar bill you found on the ground a few memes ago?? Ok you picked it up and someone comes to and says..hey that's mine...what do you say? ~ it's all yours 3. you got offered a part in a movie... they will pay an enormous amount of money....but you have to play the town she slut/he slut.. do you play the part or do you refuse to compromise your values? ~ if the price is right, values are in it 4. Do you have a name for your private parts? ~ no 5. You are driving north on Hell avenue and can only turn west on to hell Terrace. There is a car coming toward you on Hell avenue also, which also can only turn west onto Hell terrace. what does this prove?? ~ surely there must be at least two lanes towards west 6. where is the strangest place you ever did the deed? ~ deed of sale, I heard of and it wasn't me who did it 7. Have you ever...

Threesomes

1. Your mate or spouse or the person you have known on a personal level for quite a while, comes to you and suggests that things need to be spiced up and suggests a threesome. what is your reaction? ~ not tonight dear (nor tomorrow nite, nor at anytime...) 2. you are doing the shopping at the grocery store and there is one bad habit you wish your mate would give up and it's on your list to buy. Do you conveniently forget the item or go ahead and feed their habit? ~ shop-lifters have zero appeal to me in the first place, so I can't relate 3. Your spouse/mate/date is driving and you are feeling seriously scared about the speed the they are traveling. You have already complained twice about their driving skills. Do you demand they slow down? or bite your lip? Will they call you a backseat driver and will an argument more than likely breakout? ~ if they didn't slow down - I'm out. Out of the car. Out of the relationship 4. Your neighbors put their dogs out at 630 AM ever...

Monday Crazy Questions: Tattoos to Botox

1. Do you have a tattoo...?? if so What and where is it?? if not do you have a secret desire to have one? ~ once I fancied a small pink butterfly just above the right ankle, thought it would look stunning with a mint green strappy but I guess I'm too old for that now 2. You have been offered a free botox treatment...where do you have them put it? ~ went to a dermatologist to have a few spots lasered off and she blabbed about botox to me; it only turned me off the very thing 3. Do you have a good luck charm? what is it? Do you think it works? ~ I'm getting one for my kiddo, pooch and myself one of these days and see if it works :-) 4. When was the last time that you said something to someone that you REALLY wished you hadn't said? ~ it's more like I wished I said something to someone, most of the time I communicate non-verbally with something upsetting or disgusting 5. The bath water is running, the phone is ringing, the dog is barking and there i...

Monday Crazy Questions: The Bucket list and other oddities

Welcome to the July 6th version of Monday Crazy Questions. This is just a short meme meant to have some quick fun and not get too tedious! Every Monday we will post questions that we hope are a little thought provoking! Have fun! 1. Do you have a bucket list? ~ No, but here are five I'm gonna put in my bucket: Change career and grow up Come up with a study proposal that will earn me a PhD placement at a UK university Work for the National Trust and/or earn a paycheck that could fuel my games Kick off my son's music lessons Visit countries whose literature and culture I love 2. Do you think you have already fulfilled anything on your bucket list or bucket list to be? ~ working on them; the reason I have the list in the first place is because I see they are all feasible 3. What are the top 3 things you'd like to do before you leave this world? instill in my son values that will help him become independent and keep him happy Fulfill the bucket list a hand in hand walk with R...

Monday Crazy Questions: How's your love life?

Lani hosts Crazy Monday Questions 8 . Head over to her site to join. Have fun! 1: You are driving down the street and you see the person you are dating/married to/living with walking down the street with a member of the opposite sex and it is someone you don't know...What do you think? What do you do? ~ I'm not a jealous type and never one to panic in situations like these. I'd observe them if time allows, and casually ask about it later. 2: The person you are dating/living with is spending a lot of time at the office these days after normal hours. Do you show up at work or call to see if he/she is there? ~ Lol...this reminds me of someone I know very well who used to show up at her husband's office only to be told by the officemates he's playing billiards next door. Although we are close, blood-related in fact, I do not operate like she did. I would verbalize my wondering when he gets home though. 3: How would you handle it if they are not at the office where the...