1. I may be wrong , but I have never found deserting friends conciliates enemies.
Margot Asquith , British Political Hostess (1864-1945)
2. Man's love is of man's life a thing apart; Girls aren't like that
Kingsley Amis , English novelist and poet (1922-1995) "A Book Idyll"
~ see possible origin, also a 13- word quote: M an's love is of man's life a thing apart, 'Tis woman's whole existence
Lord Byron (1788-1824)
3. An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last instalment missing. Quentin Crisp , English writer The Naked Civil Servant (1968)
4. Happy the hare at morning for she cannot read the hunter's waking thoughts. W.H. Auden , English poet (1907-73) Dog Beneath the Skin
5. Kissenger brought peace to Vietnam the same way Napoleon brought peace to Europe. (by losing)
Joseph Heller, American novelist (1923- )
6. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live.
Dorothy Parker ,
Comments
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Anni, yeah.... I love it when a play on words gets funny like this:D
Rossel, says it all, doesn't it? :D
Indrani, i got some of no. 3 :)
http://moorebloglife.blog.com/2010/07/02/weekend-funnies-4/
http://www.topicsonearth.com/2010/07/thank-you-peachkins-of-blowing.html
thank you and enjoy blogging.
Love pearls always, love them in any form and color!
P.S. Busy ug kapoy ko,kay ga relieve ko ug 2 ka tawo ga vacation. They are back now so I will be blogging by week's end.
rossel, thanks, i'll pick it up maya-maya
Ate Eb, duha pa jud ang gi coveran nmo, makabusy gyud diay. glad you're back. visual treats na naman :D