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Tuesday, 29 March 2011

Bayot

Note: I made a brief introduction about Pictures of Life (Hulagway sa Kinabuhi) on my sidebar just above the Bisdak links. There's an English version of this post below for friends & visitors who do not read Bisaya; and well, for fun in linguistic exercise as well.

B as in Bayot

Aw B diay ha... pwes ania ang bayot ko'ng kauban sa trabaho. Way libog si Amo kung bayot ka o tomboi, strayt nga laki o bae, diborsyado o minyo, may ka lib-in o may kabit, byuda, byodo, manyak aw perbert kung isog rang manyak; prigid, kaslonon o bigo basta kabalo ka lang sa imong trabaho - bira.

Nagparti mis ika-doseng estori sa bilding dese otso. Ang ingon sa memong gipadala sa among Awtlok pre estayl ang suot. Haskang abtika lagis mga kabayotan naka kustyom oi.  O atikas Sno Wayt ang kapa ana pirting taasa. Nabiktima intawon ang tibol klot sa pod kort. Nagparid pa ang herpin sa iyang ulo. Kay ikaw daw maglukdog plawer bis di ba mo bugdo imong taas ug ubos.

Kaning bayota ang ako lang ning na hulagwayan. Daghan ni sila halos kada pakolti lagis unibersidad naa. Gakalandrakas lang agi pero en pernes mga hawd kaayu nis ilang maydyor.

Di nalang ko mo konpisal kun ako nang sa wala o tuo kay basig maapil ko anig kabayot lisud na. Pero kung makatag-an mo, aminon ra pud nako.

Kung gusto mog bayot nga padyent ang birada kani di namo mag nosblid ani kay maningles na ni - Mistaken Identity.  Ang ubang entre sama ani tua sa Bisdak Bloggers.

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So we're doing B today. Here's a bayot (gay) from my workplace. Boss doesn't give a damn about sexuality or civil status, sexual practices or preferences. If you can deliver you are hired.

As soon as the freestyle dress code instruction hit our Outlook inbox, this party on the 12th floor of Bldg. 18 was an instant riot of gays who typically ruled the costume scene just as you would expect them to take every opportunity to shine on the catwalk. Behold Snow White! Her train stretched meters down to neighboring chairs. Some poor table in the food court got stripped of its linen. And if you balanced such pretty burden of a flower vase on your vivacious head, you would not furrow your brow at pins parading on your hair.

She's just one gay who managed to swan glide into a snap.  There are several of them gracing almost every faculty in the university. They're hardly recognizable at this event though on routine academic days they're experts in their respective discipline.

I'd rather not confess which side was I posing or I turn into a bayot myself complicating matters in the process. But if you can you can guess whether it's I on the left grinning like an idiot or on the right cupping a silicone, I will admit it.

Fancy more gays? Mistaken Identity will not give you a nosebleed as it is mused entirely in English. Otherwise head on over to Bisdak Bloggers for more entries featuring letter B.

17 comments:

GAGAY said...

waaaaaaaaah! hehehe..salamat ate hazel sa pagbisita sa akong bitin! LOL!

maau nlng wa ko nagfeature ug bayot!hehehe..pareha nya ta!LOL!

tuod te, ikaw ako first commenter sa ako post, then ginafeature mn nku ako first commenter, imu link mabutang sa last part sa post..then naa pod mabutang sa sidebar then monthly, ifeature pod tanan first commenter.. :D salamat! maayung Martes diha kanimu!

gengen said...

heheh kacute sa bayot ...Naa pod ko entry.

Hazel said...

salamat Gay. ug way kurat about sa MD edit ra nako. meanwhile modagan sa kos banyo kay di jud ko ma late ani ba hahahah

The Travel Diva said...

aguuyyy... ang bayot! hahahha. cute.

""rare*jonRez"" said...

hahaha! ka-bibo! lingaw kaayo ko aning tampoha ni. salamat kay makangisi ko karon sa akong pagtulog kay mahinumdom pud ko sa akong bayot nga amigo, aw amiga diay nga pagka-talentado gyud. hihihi.

Birtdi Naku diay akong tampo miga. hinaut mabisita nimo. ug ma-follow pud kay follow-hon ta ka diri karon dayon. ;-) salamat daghan!

Clavs said...

hahaha nice idea, bayot bitaw ba? hehe
clavs

Happy Thoughts said...

ang bayot makalingaw. Kung bayot imo, babaye pud akong entry karon. he.he.he.he

January said...

hahahaha.. kagwapa sa bayot oi lupigan man ang tapad..

BATONIS
BARAHA

raya said...

hahah grave tee of the kamotee! hahaha joker..

Anya said...

Yeahhhhhhhhh........
It sounds FANTASTIC much fun ;-)

Love your picture Hazel
very cool shot and I CAN SEE YOU ALL HAVE FUN FUN FUN :)))))

Hugs from us
Kareltje,Betsie & Anya

Chie Wilks said...

pagkabibo kaau diri...nindot naay kauban bayot kay mabibo jud ang palibot. hahaha taas kaau kapa daun galukdo og plawer bes mao na na..daghan herpen

akong entry:
http://chiescameraworks.blogspot.com/2011/03/hulagway-sa-kinabuhi-b-bino.html

Cecile said...

lol, pag ka cute nga bayot!

Avi said...

hahah! ayusa ani oi! Nakatawa jud ko pag-abri nako. B jud with matching B-ulak! Heheh...

Arlene said...

zel, at last naka post na jud ko. 2 in 1 pa jud. hehehe...anyway, sa Bangkok ra jud ko kakita ug super guapa nga mga BAYOT nga abi jud nako ug BABAYE.

Apila unya ko sa imong Bisdak linkys ha!

Happy Thursday!

MOMMY DHARLZ said...

Like ko ang mga "formal" na gays... here's mine mommy http://www.eleanoraguilar.com/2011/03/31/b-for-budbod/

and the Letrang A last week..

http://www.iblogucdo.info/2011/03/hulagway-sa-kinabuhi-letrang.html

A and B akoa suruyon karun.. hehehe...

kat said...

nyahahaha...galisud uroy ko ug sabot if silent reading lang...kinahanglan ako kusgon ug basa aron kasabot ko nyahahaha...ingles man diay ang uban, spelling lang ang gibisaya...makalingaw hahaha...

Hazel said...

Kana gyud Kat. Lihok ang utok! :)))