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Nine spooks and a funeral

Saturday 9: Spooky
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1. Does anything about Halloween “spook” you? nothing

2. What is the favorite costume you have ever worn for Halloween? none, never wore any

3. What is your favorite thing about Halloween? shopping

4. What one topic is (or was) the most painful to discuss with your parents? Why? it was too painful we didn't discuss it

5. What was the happiest day of your life? Do you think you'll ever top it? the day I set foot in fairyland.

6. What animal would you like to be able to communicate with? any animal that Jacob Black shifts into

7. In what way do you come nearest to perfection (as you define it)? forgiving my debtors?

8. Do you have any recurring nightmares? no

9. If you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be and why? nothing. There would be no thrill if my volatile relationship with my mother was altered.

Crazy Sam hosts Saturday 9.

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Weekend Funnies: Academic Humour

I wonder what chance does a dirty finger-and-thumb coordination have against a pistol. Here's hoping they conclude their discussion amicably.

Over at my workplace, students are pampered and their chances are endless you'll wonder if anyone is still normal at all. It will be fun if they try Cambridge and get immortalized in yellow stationery.

An invitation to the mock funeral of a student who failed his exam

But then my party-crazy flunkers will be delighted to be in their mourning fashion. In God's capable hands I commend their spirit.

Visit Shakira and Gattina for more funnies.
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Anonymous said…
LOL...shopping...Now why did I think you would have said giving out candy to the little rug rats hmmm? LOL Love your funnies. You are just too funny :) Happy Saturday :)
16 October 2010 at 13:18
Hazel said…
Giving out candy to the rug rats? Pffft! I'll eat the candy myself lol! Happy Saturday to you too, Thom :D
16 October 2010 at 13:44
Ingrid said…
Each year there is a little more Halloween in Belgium, We never celebrated it when I was a child or even when my son was little.

Lol about your weekend funnies !
16 October 2010 at 16:22
Hazel said…
Gattina, wow Belgium, too? It's good to know.
16 October 2010 at 22:03
I am Harriet said…
Forgiving your debtors? heeheehee



Have a great Saturday!
http://harrietandfriends.com/2010/10/do-you-have-any-recurring-nightmares-leif-garret-does/
16 October 2010 at 22:35
Bud Fisher said…
Fairyland sounds good to me, too. Happy Saturday!
16 October 2010 at 23:45
Hazel said…
Harriet, The Lord's Prayer was playing when I answered that number :D
18 October 2010 at 20:04
Hazel said…
Bud, it does to me too :)
18 October 2010 at 20:04
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