1. Last Tuesday which was good Friday we came to tell you something we know nothing about. You were asked to pull up a chair and sit on the floor. What do you make of this?
- Since you don't know anything, sit back and relax. I'll take it from sitting on the chair, not the floor.
2. The answer is YES...what is the question?
- Will you claim your $10B win?
3. The cops are banging on your door late at night. What are you thinking they are there for?
- They probably want me for murder. The hottest star in the world asked for my hand in marriage and I refused. He committed a successful suicide.
4. Children learn what they live....so they say.. what would a child learn in your household??
- He will have guidance but he is responsible for the choices he makes
5. Tell us about 1 family ritual your family does every year.
- Sermon on the Mt. of Blessings (read: telling off on moral uprightness) on New Year's eve, and compulsory beach party attendance on New Year's day
6. What is the favorite food that you would eat everyday 3 times a day if you could?
- cashew nuts and raisins
7. Tell us about your fantasy.
- I live in a splendid castle in the quaint english countryside
8. You are stranded on a deserted Island. You have plenty of food, a person to keep you company, shelter and life seems stress free. what do you tell the rescue ship when it arrives.??
- Come back on the next full moon