Here's another EnjoyTheMasti mail which I don't consider spam while the fun it brings lasts. The claim is nobody understands women better than engineers do. Their definition is composed of five parts consisting significant points about women, all numbered 1 to 13 which make up my list today.
I. HAZARDOUS MATERIAL DATA SHEET
1. Element: Woman, Symbol: O+, Discoverer: Adam
2. Atomic Mass: Accepted as 55 kg. but known to vary from 45 kg. to 225 kg.
II. PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
3. Body surface normally covered with film of powder and paint
4. Boils at absolutely nothing - freezes for no apparent reason
5. Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore.
III. CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
6. Reacts well to gold, platinum and all precious stones
7. Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning
8. The most powerful money-reducing agent known to man.
IV. COMMON USE
9. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
10. Can greatly aid relaxation
11. Can be a very effective cleaning agent
V. HAZARDS
12. Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen
13. Possession of more than one is possible but specimens must never make eye contact
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My 13 is posted [scroll down below the Thursday Thunks]....hope you can drop by to keep me company.
Happy Thursday!
http://iamharriet.blogspot.com/2009/08/yeahthursday.html
I've not seen this before so thanks for the enlightenment! I've shared T-13s at Sacred Ruminations and Happily Retired Gal this week ;--)
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