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The Dating Profiles Meme: Hard Times


Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme . This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person's profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only "lines" that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. Join us each and every Friday!

1. Why is this so hard?
Keep complaining. You don't know how much that thrills potential dates.


2. Walk with me.
I will if it's a rose-bordered path.


3. My software is state of the art.
I'll date your software.

4. Can’t believe I did this.
Oh crap, you say that in every free dating site you are in (lol)

5. Life is an adventure or nothing.
I'm sure there are more or less a hundred and one options

6. Looking for someone to get to no.
Did your English teacher let you pass?


7. I am absolutely terrible at this!!
Ten points off

8. Anything is possible, right?
You need support for your attempt at optimism, right?

9. It’s your last day to live, live it.
Aha! a reincarnation of Sybill Trelawney

10. I enjoy text messages.
There's some tech-savvy sounding euphemism. Hard times indeed: can't afford long-distance calls.

Comments

Anonymous said…
This is the second one I've read and it still makes mo sense. There's no questions or anything. And
I have 3 othere meme's on Friday that have a lot of followers so I hope they either move this to a different day or make it mMs some sense. LOL.
Hazel said…
I hope so too. I got 3 on Fridays already. This will be the fourth. My answers are mean, rofl!
Hey,
Interesting point of view. I’ll consider changing my mind about this but for now I still don’t see things the same way you do.
Hazel said…
Hey Hey,
I'm sure nobody will mind.
Mommy Cara said…
Was here! Great answers. . . Thanks for the visit. Care to x-links?
I am Harriet said…
10 points off- good one :)
XoXo said…
You're funny Zel, like this...you're great at this...ga huna huna pa ko unsaon pag join hahah..murag just now bah.
Anonymous said…
I'll date your software. lol I like that!
Tami Winbush said…
I thought this meme was a hoot....check out my answers....

http://tamis-ramblings.blogspot.com/2009/11/dating-profiles-meme-hard-times.html

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