Skip to main content

Top 5

1. The Turkey Farm- the HSUS says that from birth to date: 130 days

What are the top 5 things that entered your mind?

short life span

hatchlings

growing mass

statistics

roast


2. Family Gathering

Tips for surviving Thanksgiving for the dysfunctional family What are the top 5 things that entered your mind?

Has Chevy gone cross-eyed?

There must be some association between the wine and bald heads

Discomfort around in-laws

Keep looking up.

Say grace before meals

3. Tips on not eating the whole thing this holiday season

What are the top 5 things that entered your mind?

Eat, drink and be merry

Try resisting

Candelabra

Calories

My ex-MIL's diabetes


4. Do we dare? Do we care?

What are the top 5 things that entered your mind?


Sumo wrestler

Ring

Self-control

Morning weighing

Eating addiction


5. Black Friday
Are you brave enough? Got any tips?

What are the top 5 things that entered your mind?

Mayhem

Pandemonium broke loose

Energy

I'm too old for this thing now

I've had enough queuing in my life

~ Harriet hosts Monday Mayhem ~

Comments

Anonymous said…
Great answers my friend. "I've had enough queuing in my life" ROFLMAO...good one there :) Ring on #4...hmmm I'm trying to figure that one out LOL :)
Ebie said…
#4: I weigh 30 lbs in space, hahaha! (Sa Griffith Observatory, they have a scale)
#5: I dare not stay in line under the cold on Black Friday! I get extra sleep!
kalea_kane said…
"There must be some association between the wine and bald heads" THAT was priceless! A very fun read!
HODGEPODGESPV said…
ring? weight gain, rings don't fit?
Hazel said…
HODGEPODGESPV, ring fits with what precedes it
I am Harriet said…
I'm with ya on the queuing thing. It comes to the point where you gotta weigh the bargains out.

Thanks for playing!
Anonymous said…
I usually feel like a sumo wrestler after Thanksgiving.

Popular posts from this blog

The Hunchback of Abella

A Duet When I was about 8 years old, I sang Something's Happened to Daddy in church. My father was not a church-goer so the guy I sang with was my mother's friend's husband. Papa keeps coming to my mind these days. January is the month he was felled by a massive coronary. Next week on the 14th is the anniversary of his death. The only times he ever set foot in church were during weddings and funerals of family and friends. I remember him being present in church eagerly when I was a flower girl at an aunt's wedding. Finally he entered church one more time. At his own funeral. I made sure church was the very place he went to before the cemetery. I only wished he was the one I sang with. Amy hosts head over to Signs, Miracles and Wonders for more music or to join ************************************ Guns n' Roses and the Hunchback of Abella My childhood was what can most likely be called normal. There was a balance of happy and sad memories. Today's

Sense and Sensibility: 200th anniversary

In 1811 Thomas Egerton of Whitehall, London published Sense and Sensibility . Quick math shows it has been two centuries since Jane Austen became a full-fledged author. Quite an anniversary, indeed. A celebration, I declare . Blogs regarding the publication anniversary of this romance novel picture Jane Austen 's engagements whilst making the final touches of her manuscript from Sloane Street. In letters to her sister Cassandra, Jane gave accounts of her shopping for muslin, the party that their brother Henry and SIL Eliza gave; mentioned several acquaintances, and referred to her book as S and S . As a fan I wonder which between sense and sensibility did JA deem more important since she portrayed both attributes equally well. I'm obliged to enthuse over my S & S reading experience. Alas, I only managed fourteen chapters before getting sidetracked by another novel, the very first that JA wrote. I will resume and complete my affair with the celebrant before 2011 end

Thirteen 13-word Quotes

1. I may be wrong , but I have never found deserting friends conciliates enemies. Margot Asquith , British Political Hostess (1864-1945) 2. Man's love is of man's life a thing apart; Girls aren't like that Kingsley Amis , English novelist and poet (1922-1995) "A Book Idyll" ~ see possible origin, also a 13- word quote: M an's love is of man's life a thing apart, 'Tis woman's whole existence Lord Byron (1788-1824) 3. An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last instalment missing. Quentin Crisp , English writer The Naked Civil Servant (1968) 4. Happy the hare at morning for she cannot read the hunter's waking thoughts. W.H. Auden , English poet (1907-73) Dog Beneath the Skin 5. Kissenger brought peace to Vietnam the same way Napoleon brought peace to Europe. (by losing) Joseph Heller, American novelist (1923- ) 6. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live. Dorothy Parker ,